Extra cold & thick
We go hard on the freeze so every smoothie stays velvety, spoonable, and refreshingly icy — not watery.
🍓 Local · Fresh · Kid-run
Sip & enjoy.
Cold hard smoothies.
Welcome to Smoothietails — refreshment at its finest. Thick, icy, fruit-packed smoothies blended to order for neighbors who want something cold, colorful, and actually good for you.
New York, NY
Local pickup & neighborhood delivery
Made to order
Fresh fruit, no weird fillers
Why Smoothietails
Not just cold. Cold hard.
Every cup is blended for that dense, frosty texture you can feel on the first sip — fruit-forward, customizable, and made with care right here in the neighborhood.
Real ingredients
Whole fruits, smart add-ins, and options for dairy-free or protein boosts. You can taste the difference.
Local & personal
A small neighborhood business with big flavor. Order what you love, or ask us to mix something new.
Easy as blend
How to get your smoothie
Three simple steps from craving to cold hard sip.
Pick your flavor
Browse the menu or invent a mix. Tell us any allergies or swaps you need.
Send your order
Text, email, or DM with your drink, size, and pickup time. We’ll confirm right away.
Sip & smile
Grab it fresh and frosty. Perfect for breakfast, after school, or post-practice fuel.
Our story
Blended with heart in New York
Smoothietails started with a simple idea: make seriously good smoothies that feel like a treat and still pack real nutrition. “Cold hard smoothies” means dense, icy, and full of flavor — the kind of drink that wakes you up and keeps you going.
This is a small local project built with creativity, hustle, and a lot of fruit. Every order helps a young entrepreneur learn what it means to serve a community one cup at a time.
Whether you need a quick breakfast, a colorful snack, or a post-workout cool-down, we’re here to blend something you’ll actually look forward to.
What you can count on
- Fresh fruit blended to order — never sitting around
- Friendly custom orders for vegan, dairy-free, and gluten-free needs
- Honest ingredients you can pronounce
- Local service with a personal touch
- Fun flavors that still fuel your day
Get in touch
Ready for a cold hard smoothie?
Reach out with your order, ask about the weekly special, or just say hi. We’ll get back to you as soon as the blender cools down.
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Service area
New York, NY — local pickup & nearby delivery by arrangement -
Hours
Weekends & after school · Message for today’s availability
Place an order
Include your name, smoothie choice(s), any add-ins, and when you’d like it ready. We’ll confirm and start blending.
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